Dysfunctional Synonym Finder (DSF)

What can you do with this?
Well, originally this function was here to find synonyms of words. The idea was to translate them into the other language and back, hoping it would be a good way to find synonyms. When I filled in fish, one of the things that came back was chickens, so needless to say the system is just too unpredictable. Now this function is just a sort of gimmick which will occasionally give you synonyms.

alarm-->
	(alarm)-->	alarm scramble, scramble, scramble
	(bel)-->	alarm bel bell bubble inclusion Starter's bell little bell bubble
	(alarm slaan)-->	alarm sound the alarm raise the alarm
	(aanslaan)-->	key fire blacken tarnish start touch strike (struck, struck) tax alarm root salute rebound dim get blurred strike bark give tongue sound the alarm raise the alarm prime
	(alarmeren)-->	alarm sound the alarm raise the alarm
	(benauwen)-->	alarm agitate
	(gejaagdheid)-->	alarm agitation excitement
	(onrust)-->	alarm agitation fly balance turmoil flutter excitement disturbance commotion
	(ontzetting)-->	terror alarm consternation
	(rusteloosheid)-->	agitation alarm
	(schrikkelijkheid)-->	terror alarm
	(verontrusten)-->	alarm agitate
	(verschrikken)-->	frighten alarm terrify
	(alarmsein)-->	alarm-signal alarm
	(bang maken)-->	frighten alarm
	(beangstigen)-->	frighten alarm
	(consternatie)-->	consternation alarm
	(noodsein)-->	alarm-signal alarm distress signal
	(onraad)-->	peril danger alarm
	(onthutsen)-->	dismay appall puzzle appal alarm
	(ontstellen)-->	appall dismay puzzle appal alarm
	(ontsteltenis)-->	consternation alarm
	(ontzetten)-->	become distorted appall discharge dismay dismiss fire sack puzzle appal alarm
	(schel)-->	bright shrill bell lurid alarm sharp acute acrimonious acrid acid acerbic abrasive tart sour harsh
	(schrik)-->	terror alarm
	(verbijsteren)-->	puzzle dismay appal alarm
	(verbijstering)-->	consternation alarm
	(verbluffen)-->	puzzle dismay appal alarm
	(verbluftheid)-->	consternation alarm
	(verslagenheid)-->	consternation alarm
	(vrees aanjagen)-->	frighten alarm
	(wekker)-->	alarmclock alarm
	(woeligheid)-->	agility alarm agitation
	(sirene)-->	siren alarm