Dysfunctional Synonym Finder (DSF)

What can you do with this?
Well, originally this function was here to find synonyms of words. The idea was to translate them into the other language and back, hoping it would be a good way to find synonyms. When I filled in fish, one of the things that came back was chickens, so needless to say the system is just too unpredictable. Now this function is just a sort of gimmick which will occasionally give you synonyms.

article-->
	(artikel)-->	article commodity paragraph
	(voorwerp)-->	article object thing
	(handelsartikel)-->	article commodity
	(lidwoord)-->	article
	(bijdrage)-->	contribution dues subscription article
	(ding)-->	business case object affair matter thing whatchamacallit thingamajig article business deal
	(lijdend voorwerp)-->	thing object article
	(mikpunt)-->	object thing article
	(object)-->	project object thing article
	(onderwerp)-->	subject object theme topic thing article issue
	(opstel)-->	writing article
	(stuk)-->	defective document length piece section out of order paper part piece broken certificate damaged share Parthian piece of music lump fragment brick beauty beautiful woman article diploma shard
	(verhandeling)-->	discourse treatise treaty article