Dysfunctional Synonym Finder (DSF)

What can you do with this?
Well, originally this function was here to find synonyms of words. The idea was to translate them into the other language and back, hoping it would be a good way to find synonyms. When I filled in fish, one of the things that came back was chickens, so needless to say the system is just too unpredictable. Now this function is just a sort of gimmick which will occasionally give you synonyms.

stiff-->
	(hard)-->	stiff hard rigid loud swiftly loud quickly severe strict fast bleak indurated relentless
	(stug)-->	rigid stiff hard
	(stroef)-->	non-slipping rigid stiff
	(stijf)-->	rigid stiff starch
	(stijf, stevig, onbuigzaam)-->	stiff
	(ceremonieel)-->	stiff formal measured
	(plechtig)-->	formal ceremonious measured solemn stiff
	(afgemeten)-->	measured formal stiff
	(houterig)-->	rigid stiff
	(star)-->	rigid fixed stiff
	(stram)-->	rigid stiff
	(plechtstatig)-->	solemn ceremonious majestic stiff measured formal